Food
and Golf
as Chaotic as
You’d Like
The Food Life
Personal chef services in Northeast Ohio, catering for families, events, and businesses.
📖 Custom Menu
Sonda Green’s menu is updated monthly.
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The Golf Life
Golf demands your best on every shot, so learn how to shoot.
🤡 Shenanigans
Our founder will provide plenty opportunities to laugh, either with or at him.
👨🚀 Caddy Services
Need a partner in your corner for your next round or tournament? We got you.
🚧 Online Instruction (Beta)
Video tutorials from a decorated former PGA Professional, at a price you can afford.
With a commitment to excellence and innovative craftsmanship,
we have figured out that pretty much everything you need to get the job done
is probably already in the bag
;
whether you’re a professional looking for some headway…
Or a golfer looking for a fairway.
They’re effectively just portable little desks you can use — just plop on the couch, throw a Sonda Green flavor board on your lap, and you’ll be ready to set your computer down on your dEsK and do meetings and stuff right from your favorite spot.
Think of all the colorful things we could make together…
*The products we offer basically look like this...
*Conditions mega apply. See TBD T&C as soon as we hire a lawyer smart enough to create that stuff for us. Already done, their name is MAX and they SUCK, so we’re getting there, chat.
Flavor stones will absolutely not break your bones, we promise. Look, we found these ones looking for an old friend named Ben Moore. Does anyone want these?
Our Services
These are services for the bigwigs. Are you like… a company?
Weird. You can hit up the founder using one of these intentionally confusing options:
We’ll do a lil’ bit of this, a lil’ bit of that, and then at the end you’ll be like, yeah that was pretty basic but I’m thrilled about it. The Basic Batch, batch.
Imagine you’re pinned down and in need of an intellectual SPARK to escape a tricky situation. Invoke the Big Brain On Brad Package and you’ll be groovy, we promise.
Our Actual Services… for the People
Hilariously Personal Chefing
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Appetizers
World-Famous Buffalo Chicken Dip
Asian Sesame Tacos
Meatball Stata
Homemade Mozzarella Marinara
Spring Rolls
Adult Lunchable
(Goodbye) Summer Salad
Mussels w/ Garlic & Wine Sauce
Entrees
Fancy Steak & Potatoes
Pork Chop and Applesaus
Chicken Breast and Veggie
Shrimp Scampi
Halibut and Flavor Rice
Salmon and Stir Fry
Chicken/Eggplant Parmesan
Risotto (veggie or your choice of Protein)
Desserts
IDK go get some ice cream or something holy cow -
We will work that out, but I promise you one thing:
Inviting me into your kitchen will be cheaper than going out to a high-end restaurant. And if the food I cook you isn’t up to THAT standard, your meal will be on Sonda Green, no charge.
If you’d like more info, contact our founder at davidreg412@gmail.com. Serious inquires only please, unserious ones will receive a 25% discount on their first 4 orders, actually.
Game-Changing Golf Instruction
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The guy in the picture is not even remotely qualified to teach you about golf, but he knows a guy named Tony who is more Yoda than “PGA Golf Professional.”
Tony is the person that the guy in the picture desperately wants you to meet, because it only took nine lessons (from Tony) for the guy in the picture to have complete control over his golf shot.
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That’s entirely up to Tony who you should already be contacting via Facebook. He charged the founder full price for nine lessons, and the patient pro thought our founder was joking when he said he should be charging double.
Our founder is gonna keep harassing this wonderful man until he agrees to move his business model to Sonda Green. This isn’t charity, our founder kind of likes the idea of leveraging someone else’s life’s work as a pawn for early retirement. I mean, it happened to him recently, so why not pay it forward 🙃
But until then, you’ll have to slum it by actually working with him one-on-one.
We’re not done passive aggressively
recruiting the founder’s golf coach
to Sonda Green.
Tony’s Corner
Dive into a dynamic curriculum crafted by industry experts, offering practical insights and real-world applications.
As a Gold Tier member, you will receive access to everything in the Silver Tier, as well as support from our mentors and access to the private learning community.
About
Sonda Green
We’re just trying to slow things down… so we can mAkE iT hApPeN.
Watch our founding father COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
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